Skate Or Die

DMX is the only rapper in the world who could hit middle age, grow a belly, take up roller skating and be EVEN SCARIER FOR IT. In the interview he says that since he's been in prison for the past four months (for impersonating an FBI agent at JFK airport and trying to steal a car) he knows nothing about Lil' Wayne's dabbling in rock music. He is also, apparently, in the dark about the advent of the new Screamless Microphones that allow you to talk like a normal person during interviews.

The interviewer is lucky DMX spares his life after calling him "Earl Simmons."

1 comments:

BriKi said...

he said real talk at least once

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