Never Ever Ever



a) You are like 45 or something.

b) If your name is "MC Magic," you rap to fourth graders about the joys of reading and how fried foods are "whack." Period.

c) What the fuck is in your mouth. You look like a minstrel from Jabba's palace. Take out the face catheter.

d) Your bald friend's voice makes me feel like my uncle keeps asking if I want to go swimming even though I've told him no five times today.

e) That girl is like fifteen. Dad is right. We called those cops at the end of the video.

f) Oh my god.

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