The Real Underground

"Hey, I had a really great time tonight."

"Yeah...yeah, me too. We should do it again real soon."

"I'd like that."

...

"You wanna come in?"

"Yeah...maybe we could have a drink?"

"Drink. Uh, okay. OR...I have this really cool thing in my basement."

"Your...basement?"

"Yeah. I've got a stripper pole set up down there."

"..."

"Come on, just come see the stripper pole. Maybe you could even do a little tease for me."

"I don't think I'm comfortable with this."

"No no no, it's cool. Everything's cool. I'll just be filming you with the Super 8 camcorder I got for Christmas when I was ten."

"I'm leaving. Thanks for dinner."

"Wait. Wait! I can throw money at you and then take polaroids of you dancing."

"Fuck off."

"Fine, whatever. Sucks for you, though. I was gonna let you wear the Gundam Wing costume."

"If you ever come near me again I'm calling the police."