Snap Yo Bagels

Product placement doesn't bother me in rap music. But blatant plagiarism does. Especially when you're ripping off one of the dumbest beats in history.



There are great rappers starving right now just because we only seem to have enough attention for five or six legitimate talents at a time. Not only did you get record deals, Big Hoodboss and Tum Tum (who the fuck?), when you rap like a kid with gelled hair in a middle school bathroom during passing period, your My First Production Crew couldn't even rip off a respectable sample. No, you went with Lil' Jon. You went with Lil' Jon's WORST SONG.



The whole point of this video is that you get to see him laugh all the way to the bank after spending as much time on songcraft as you might spend drawing a sharpie dick above a urinal. This whole thing - song, video, everything - probably took no more than four hours to make. This is what you choose as the starting point of your career, and you only change one note in the hook? You might as well call yourselves "Shmiddle Sean and the Beastside Boys." Even Vanilla Ice picked Queen's best song to steal.



Better than you.