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Everybody knows that Souljaboy is trash. Except your little sister. But the amazing thing about him is that he has gotten WORSE since his ubiquitous "Superman" infected the world's radio stations for a whole numbing year.

Last month, he released this video, which I have, until today, regarded as a definitive low by which to judge other bad songs.



How could music be any worse? The badness of Souljaboy can only be compounded by the presence of Gucci Mane and Shawty Lo, whom I consider the worst rappers in the industry. that video alone is enough of a credential to make that claim.

Then I saw this video, which is almost as bad, but represents enough of a fractional improvement to suggest that we might never be subjected to another turgid shitstorm of Gucci Bandana magnitude again.

Soulja Boy "I Got MoJo" QuikVid f/ Whoo Kid, the Lambo and NYC! from Radio Planet on Vimeo.

But how wrong I was. Ever hear about those programs the government's undertaking to develop sonic weaponry? The idea is to be able to incapacitate enemy combatants with superpowered acoustics. I forward them to this song, but must disclaim that I fear the results of its use can only be lethal.

Please, if you are pregnant or suffering from a heart condition, do not click the link below.

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